My name is Emily and I am 17 years of age.
I like Homestuck, Rooserteeth, Hetalia, Naruto, Supernatural, and pretty much everything else ^~^"
__Gemini
__Ravenclaw
__WindClan Medicine Cat
__Earthbender
__Star of Life
__Prospit Dreamer
__Land of Water and Renewal
__Pokemon Trainer: Electric Type

 

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

egberts:

striders:

egberts:

striders:

ALL I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST HOUR IS BASK IN MY GAY FEELINGS AND SAPPY DORK LOVE FOR MY FUCKING GAY-ASS GIRLFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK

you show your love by calling me your “fucking-gay-ass” girlfriend

what else would I call you

"madame princess and the queen of everything awesome"

guiltyhipster:

shepardtaichou:

GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT WITHOUT BOOBS

GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ROBOT

GIVE ME A NORMAL ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL BECAUSE IT’S STUPID TO ASSIGN GENDERS TO A ROBOT

GIVE ME A FEMALE-ASSIGNED ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL

GIVE ME A GENDER NEUTRAL ROBOT THAT PEOPLE DON’T CONSTANTLY REFER TO AS “HE”

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

Is that karkat

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate