My name is Emily and I am 17 years of age.
I like Homestuck, Rooserteeth, Hetalia, Naruto, Supernatural, and pretty much everything else ^~^"
__WindClan Medicine Cat
__Star of Life
__Land of Water and Renewal
__Pokemon Trainer: Electric Type
once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms
ALL I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST HOUR IS BASK IN MY GAY FEELINGS AND SAPPY DORK LOVE FOR MY FUCKING GAY-ASS GIRLFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK
you show your love by calling me your “fucking-gay-ass” girlfriend
what else would I call you
"madame princess and the queen of everything awesome"
GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT WITHOUT BOOBS
GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ROBOT
GIVE ME A NORMAL ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL BECAUSE IT’S STUPID TO ASSIGN GENDERS TO A ROBOT
GIVE ME A FEMALE-ASSIGNED ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL
GIVE ME A GENDER NEUTRAL ROBOT THAT PEOPLE DON’T CONSTANTLY REFER TO AS “HE”
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
Is that karkat
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate