Deeply upset by the laundry at any given point

bewilderebeest:

le-velo-pour-dru:

anti-terf-posts:

the-gnomish-bastard:

ripleyalamode:

anti-terf-posts:

ashedink:

anti-terf-posts:

my mum just called “scrolling on Tumblr” “scrumbling”

we should consider that your mum is correct

there’s been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you’re right 🤔

just scrumbled past this

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

you can’t do this to me

[Image ID: A tag that reads, “#get this to 10k”. /end ID]

every day I’m scrumblin

orangecatvideos:

kaity–did:

procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse ™ around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

sootslash:

is it cold outside?

precambrianhottopic:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock -> angel-crowley

letting the brainrot win (for now)

angel-crowley  -> willgrahamscock

dykemd:

dykemd:

never forget what they took from us.

milk5:

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

brysonmcbee:

giving these fellas their own post

ad-wills: